Protected: An Old Letter
This was dated November 11th, 1994.
An email to my brother-in-law. He was looking at a Honda TRX-250X, I went to look at it for him. I wrote this too him, I liked it so much that I have kept a copy of it all these years. Pardon the terrible english and punctuation issues. I was not so concerned about that at the time.
Here it is:
It is to say that it came to pass that the great ATV giant would fall with the terror of the righteous, and they shall lament. Then as the dust settled, came a light and the light was the giant awakening after a brief slumber. All arose to rejoice the arrival of the giant, and the giant waved its wand and it came out of the flash of light in the year of our lord 1987 and it continued till the year of our lord 1992 when out of the light came a blue and white flash. The flash streaked toward the people of the dirt, and they bowed. The giant saw that it was good. I stood there in awe of its beauty, and to its stunning blue and white color and I liked it. I looked over and under to find flaw but it was good and I loved it. It came to pass that I could find not one reason why the blue and white machine should not be yours. but lo I should stop and caution the man about his machine! and caution him I will for tonight it was not to be, for the key, the key to the beauty was not to be found, and I was sad. Not to fear says I, not to fear for there is T’morrow and morrow there shall be for thou shall meet thee at my castle promptly in the morrow and we shall travel by chariot to the north, yes, the north and the key shall appear before us and I shall find if the great giant hath wrought forth a beauty in form as well as function. We shall find out, Oh yes we shall.